Painted Fingernail Bromeliad beginning to flower
What kind of soil & fertilizer does my bromeliad need?
Most bromeliads will do just fine in a light, well-draining mix (the exception being epiphytic bromeliads known as Tillandsia or "air plants". Check out our post on tillandsia for specific care information).
When it comes to fertilizer, there are a few things to keep in mind:
1) Bromeliads tend to be fairly slow growing, so they won't need a ton of fertilizer. If you are concerned about over-fertilizing, try a time-released formula (available at your local garden store).
2) Never put fertilizer grains directly in the "water cup" of bromeliads, as this will probably burn the foliage & may promote rot or algae growth (ew).
3) If you are using a liquid fertilizer, dilute it to half-strength and spray your plants approximately once a month.
4) For those of you who think "some fertilizer is good, more must be better" (you know who you are): Most bromeliads will not benefit by excessive fertilizer. Instead the plants will become "leggy" or, in the case of those with colorful foliage, large amounts of fertilizer will diminish the colors.
How much water does my bromeliad need?
The soil around your bromeliad should be kept moist (but not wet) & well drained. For bromeliads that have a rosette of overlapping leaves (or as I like to call it a "water cup"), the rosette should be kept full of water. Flush the cup every week & refill it with fresh water to reduce your chance of fungal rot.
Tillandsia (air plant) varieties should be misted a couple of times a week. For detailed Tillandsia care check out our "Botanical Basics: Tillandsia" post.
Will the "water cup" of my plant attract mosquitos?
It can, but you can easily prevent your plant from becoming a breeding ground. Removing debris & flushing the cup with fresh water regularly should keep your plant mosquito free.
If you find you have problems with mosquitos, use bacillus thuringiensis israaelenses (BTI) to kill mosquito larvae. This safe bacterial toxin comes as granules or larger disc-shaped chunks sold under brand names like Mosquito Dunks & Aquabac at nurseries & online. Simply sprinkle a few granules in the cup every 45-60 days.
An alternative to BTI is available in your pantry. Use an eye dropper to put a drop of cooking oil in the cup every 2-3 weeks. This should smother any larvae present in the cup.
My plant is doing something weird (getting leggy, turning green, "bleaching", or developing brown spots).
Many of these issues can be attributed to how much light your plant is getting.
The amount of light your plant needs depends on the variety you have, but a general rule of thumb (brought to you by the folks at the Bromeliad Society International) is "soft leaf - soft light, hard leaf - hard light." If your plant has soft, flexible leaves (like Vrieseas), it does best in low light. Plants with stiffer, spiny leaves & Tillandsia like bright, filtered light.
So how does this relate to that "weird" thing your plant is doing? If a plant has too little light, it may become leggy & will often turn greener, losing the bright colors it may have had when you bought it. Move your plant to an area that gets a bit more sun & it should perk up. Too much sun is likely the problem if the color of your plant starts fading or "bleaching", or develops brown, sunburned spots.
If just the tips of your plant's leaves are turning brown, you should be watering more frequently.
If you have little round dots on the top or bottom of the plant's leaves or white cottony looking patches, you've got bugs. If it's isolated to a small spot, use a cotton swab to apply some rubbing alcohol to the problem area. If you've got a bigger bug problem, mix some liquid dish soap with water & spray the plant. This should suffocate the bugs, just remember to rinse off your plant later so that your plant doesn't suffocate too.
Can I encourage my plant to bloom?
You can certainly try. The best thing you can do to promote blooming is to make sure your plant is getting all the essentials- fertilizer, water, & the proper amount of light.
If you're the type who likes to meddle with your plant's life cycle, a mature plant can be forced to bloom by exposing the plant to ethylene gas. Sounds fun right? This is actually fairly easy & requires no chemistry set. Simply enclose the plant in a plastic bag with a ripe apple & keep it out of direct sun for a week. The apple will release ethylene which tells the plant to stop producing leaves & start producing a flower spike.
My bloom looks...sad. Brown & sad. Now what?
Be excited that your plant is going to start making keiki (hooray for more plants!). When your bloom starts to fade & is no longer "ornamental", just chop it off with a pair of scissors. The plant will direct it's energy into producing new plants for you to enjoy. You can separate the keiki from the mother plant with that same pair of scissors when they reach about a third of the size of the mother.